Day 8: The Roster

Every villain needs one — a roster.
Mine’s less about vengeance and more about accountability.

Enemies:

• The Politician — always knows what to say, Machiavellian style.

• Mr. Darcy — “She’s not handsome enough to tempt me.” Ahh, dude. Please.

• The Frat Boy — majoring in Peter Pan’s island of never growing up.

• The Mean Girls — smile sweetly enough, high heel ready to stab, Bible in the bio.

Allies:

• My Guitar — she listens and doesn’t judge.

• My Mom — don’t cross the Dani.

• Dirty Coke — plain Coke with coconut cream, every morning. Non-negotiable.

• People who call me Ms. Villain — I appreciate you.

• The friend who says “no, you were right” before I even finish venting.

The sides are set.
The scripts are written.
And yes — I’m the lead.

8 days until Villain.