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Situationship is lovely this time of year. The views are confusing, the communication is inconsistent, and nobody knows how long they’re staying.
Can’t wait to see you in 4 days.
Weird things happen to me.
like "accidentally earning the nickname 'The Furry Girl'"
Somehow, this isn't even in my top ten strangest life experiences.
I have absolutely no qualifications to be giving dating advice, yet here we are. After years of deeply embarrassing field research, I've concluded that flirting only goes three ways: Flirt. Flap. Or fail. One leaves you kicking your feet, one leaves you tripping over them, and one leaves you considering witness protection after sending a risky text. Welcome to my TED Talk.
Day 1 of 4 postcards counting down until you meet me in Situationship. Five days to go—hope you packed light and left your expectations at home.